All My Disciples Suck! - Chapter 103
Chapter 103: Training Hard for Three Years. Why not just talk about it?
“Hold the grass, is that true?”
“Is Brother Ming trying to tease us?”
“Hold the grass, Brother Ming. No matter how difficult it is, I have to be like Brother Lu Fei!” The players were raging, and they could not wait. Who didn’t want to become the most powerful person in the crowd like Wang Lufei?
“Azure Emperor Immortal Body Body Forging Technique has three paths! First path! Three years of seclusion! Three years in real-time!” He Yiming explained the first choice.
“Hold the grass, three years of hard work!”
“Three years in the game? This is even worse than the legendary grinding!”
“Hold the grass, who can do that? This cultivation technique must be poisonous!” The players erupted, their heads shaking like a rattle drum. They could not accept it.
“The second method is to use the same method as Wang Lufei. Bring the Eight Gate Reversal to its limit and be on the verge of death. Activate your potential and use this Sect Master’s hand to recover your body and let you die! You can breakthrough after three times!” He Yiming explained.
“This is good, this is good!”
“Brother Ming, I can activate the Eight Gate Reversal right now!”
“Brother Ming, help me! Bring me to the skies!”
The players were overjoyed. Many players were eager.
“But this method is extremely dangerous. It only has a 50% chance of breaking through. Three times in a row, the further back, the greater the danger! At the same time, if you fail, you will die.” He Yiming spoke calmly and changed the topic.
“Hold the grass, 50% chance? Three times? Furthermore, the probability was lower the more times it was repeated?”
“After a little calculation, the success rate is only 12.5%! This is a gamble!
“F*ck! I’m not a boss, why would I dare play?”
“If we die once, we’ll start all over again? Poison!” The players were shocked. They all took a step back.
Wasn’t the probability of three times 50% 12.5%? Other than the European Emperor, who would dare to take that gamble? As a result, most of the players gave up.
They had worked hard to reach the peak of the 10th Stage of the Body Forging Realm!
Once they failed, who would be able to take it?
“The third method: very simple! Monkeys!” He Yiming looked at the players and finally laughed. He flipped his palm and took out something from Beef Noodles.
The Sh*t of the Five Clawed Golden Dragon Emperor!
“This item is a True Dragon’s shit! Now, all of you only need to take a bite of True Dragon’s shit. Everyone will be able to immediately breakthrough and gain True Dragon’s Zhenqi!” He Yiming said calmly.
At the same time, He Yiming had a look on his face. Look, I wasn’t wrong, right? It was very simple, right?
Pfft!
Everyone vomited.
Hold the grass!
Brother Ming must be crazy!
Making us eat sh*t?
Who cares if it’s a true dragon or not!
To become stronger, how could noble players like us eat sh*t?
“Hehe, Brother Ming, I am a human being. I have dignity! “
“That’s right, who can eat sh*t?!”
“Shit? Does Brother Ming want to feed us shit? Brother Ming, how could you do this?”
The players erupted, all of them filled with indignation.
“Is that so? These are the last pieces of the True Dragon’s shit. There’s already a limited number of them, so they can only be eaten by a dozen or so people … Since you don’t want them, I’ll keep them myself …”
“Brother Ming, I’ll eat it!”
“Brother Ming, give it to me!”
“Leave me a share!”
As soon as they heard the limit, all the players exploded. Like a swarm of bees, they rushed over.
There wasn’t much left of the small basin. The players took a bite and quickly ate it all!
He Yiming glanced over and could not help but exclaim.
“As expected of True Dragon shit!” Everyone’s talent was the same as Beef Noodle.
He Yiming looked at Thousand Hand Pillar.
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ID: Thousand Hand Pillar
Cultivation: Peak of the 10th Stage of the Body Forging Realm
Talent: True Dragon Air. Source [Five Claw Golden Dragon Clan Leader]
Azure Emperor Immortal Body. [Body Forging Realm Minor]
“My power …” Thousand Hand Pillar lowered his head as he felt his powerful energy flow, which was ten times stronger than before.
Thousand Hand Pillar raised a finger. A thumb-sized blade of grass slowly appeared on his finger. Although it quickly dissipated, it did indeed condense.
“Damn … This is poisonous! I’ve bitterly cultivated the Azure Emperor’s Immortal Body for ten days … Yet, It only took a bite?” Thousand Hand Pillar immediately fainted from tears.
“Why not take a bite? Hold the grass! It really is a cultivation world!”
“I feel like I’m several times stronger than before! “
“Me too. If I meet a War Hunchback Beast now, I can kill it with a single punch.”
The players weren’t stupid. After a brief experience, they realized that all of their basic abilities had doubled.
This increase was even greater than the increase from the 1st stage of the Body Forging Realm to the 10th tier of the Body Forging Realm. However, this was not over yet.
“Disciples, today, I will teach you a heaven-defying skill. Azure Emperor’s Immortal Body Creation Art, Everlasting! It’s a heaven-defying skill.” He Yiming said calmly, then he passed on Everlasting to all the players through Heaven’s Mandate.
“!” The players quickly closed their eyes and quietly experienced the mysteries of Everlasting!
Very quickly, with the help of Heaven’s Mandate, the players were very familiar with and mastered Everlasting.
“Disciples, regardless whether you use Eight Gate Reversal, Colored Arm, or all sorts of spells … your foundation lies in your cultivation techniques! This is Azure Emperor Immortal Body! This Divine Body is one of the top ten Divine Bodies in the world! Every time your Azure Emperor Immortal Body improves, it would be able to increase all of your strength by two points!” He Yiming reminded them seriously.
To normal cultivators, their foundation was the most important thing. It was like building a building. No matter how many parts of the ground were covered, the foundation of a building was the most important thing, which determined the future height of the building.
“Yes, Brother Ming. We will remember!” Everyone nodded.
“Tomorrow, I’ll open the furnace to refine Spirit Vein Pills! Everyone, you have to cultivate well. I hope that you will all step into the Spirit Vein Realm tomorrow!” He Yiming once again announced a huge piece of news.
Ding!
【The Hall of Resurrection has been upgraded. After the death of a Spirit Vein Realm player, they would be resurrected from the early Spirit Vein Realm!】
Ding!
【The library acquired new techniques, ancient arcane art techniques, Basic Fire Technique. 】
Ding!
【A special constitution has been added to the exchange shop.
[Special Constitution] Fire Spirit Pulse: 3,000 Contribution Points [Stock: 5]】
Ding!
【The exchange shop will release new pills soon! 】
Ding!
【The exchange shop will release new spirit artefacts soon!】
Following a series of notifications, He Yiming turned around and walked back to the hall. The players behind him instantly erupted.